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The Arachnid Penis
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Are Your Ready for a Ditty Battle?
Betty Crocker’s Zombie Cookbook
Blogging for Booze
Bring Back Crucifixion
Can Heroin and Vodka Help Students Learn?
Cannibals in the Classroom
Christian Conservative Euphemism for Penis
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A Darkly Humorous View of Student Loans
The Difference Between Independent Thinking and Arrogance
A Do-It-Yourself Guide to Performing Breast Enhancement Surgery
Feminist Professors to Declare that Michele Bachmann Has a Penis
Fun with Credit Cards: A Public Service Announcement for College Freshmen
How to Sleep With Your Professor’s Husband
How to Sleep With Your Professor’s Wife
How to Talk About Sex Without Being Attacked by Feminists
“Inappropriate” Places to Pee
Inaugural Post: A Public Service Announcement for Bloggers
Introducing the School’s New Lunch Lady
Latin for Losers
Letter from HR: The Impotence of an English Major
Letter from HR: Waiting for Prince Charming
Love Letter to a Former Student
Man vs. Food?
Mr. Skull’s Kindergarten Class
My Dream Job: Educational Deprogrammer
My First Victim is not a Victim, or the Faults of Academic Liberals
Necrotic Hijinks is Now on Facebook
Niekrophilia: The Love of Dead Cultural References
Now Bend Over For Your Punishment
“Oskar Schindler was my Grandfather’s Great Uncle and That Makes Me a Special Student”
The Plagiarist vs. The Play Jurist
Proposed Biology Course: The Anatomy of Kittens
Proposed Chemistry Course: Postmodern Alchemy
Proposed College Math Course: Pre-Algebra for Dummies
Proposed Geography Course: I See London, I See France
Proposed Philosophy Course: The Aesthetics of Sarah Palin’s Bra
Proposed Phys. Ed. Course: Sumo Wrestling for Anorexics
Proposed Religion Course: Satan Worship for Fun and Profit
A Public Service Announcement for Brainwashed College Students
A Public Service Announcement for Kids Who Are Leaving for College
A Public Service Announcement for Students who don’t Bathe
A Public Service Announcement for Unemployed Bloggers
Pyrotechnics: The Next Big Thing in Classroom Technology
Quiz: Can You Tell That I’m Blogging About You?
Ryan Dunn, Bam Margera, and Other Deathly Fun
Sand is Good for the Skin and Good for the Soul
Serious Thoughts on College Career Services
Shake Your Booty and Don’t Give Pop Quizzes
The Swedish Chef Performs Neurosurgery
Ten Sickening Ways to Bribe Your Students for Food
Testicular Deformations and Why Sex Ed is Important
The Top 10 Ways Newt Gingrich Resembles a Spoiled College Student
Today’s Victim: The Search Engine
TUI (Teaching Under the Influence)
Victimizing a Blogger and Sigmund Freud
What Cougars Like to Put in their Mouths (And What We Don’t)
What is Ass Fiction?
What Kind of Evil Lurks in the Heart of Miss Independant?
What Will They Learn? ACTA Doesn’t Know…
Who I Am and Why I Blog
Why I Don’t Use Photos in this Blog
Why I Was Always Jealous of Dentists
Why I’m Glad July 4th is During Summer Vacation
Why My Ph.D. Lets Me Get Away With Everything on this Blog
You’re Pretty When You Weep
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