What a former college instructor really thinks…

Victimhood Can Be Yours

I occasionally write posts that demolish other bloggers’ will to live offer friendly suggestions to other bloggers.  If you would like to be featured on Necrotic Hijinks, leave a comment here and you may find yourself being shredded given free publicity on this site.

Earlier hit pieces can be found at

Victimizing Other Bloggers

The post that inspired it all was:

Inaugural Post: A Public Service Announcement for Bloggers

All victims will receive a spot in the Victims’ Honor Roll, which is located here.

Caveat: I am currently unable to accept all requests for victimhood. I also will not be writing about you in the order that you volunteer.  You will immediately move to the front of the line if I am struck by inspiration.  If it takes me longer to come up with something good, you will have to wait longer.

In the event that one of my former students (or anyone else I know in real life) volunteers for victimhood, I will only write about what I find in your blog. Nothing should be construed as commentary on my personal experiences with you.

I also reserve the right to use any pictures on your blog in the post I write about you.

39 responses

  1. Hey,
    I’ve been sulking around critique groups for a long time so I’m used to getting the crap beat out of me online. It’s makes life less boring and, hey, chicks dig scars right?

    So do your worst, if you can.
    http://www.CheapAssFiction.com

    July 16, 2011 at 7:42 pm

  2. I’m not sure there’s much to ridicule about my blog. I’m extremely vanilla but you’re welcome to it. I like a good roast, myself.

    July 16, 2011 at 9:31 pm

  3. @ both of you:

    I’ll see what I can do.

    July 16, 2011 at 9:43 pm

  4. My blog wouldn’t mean anything until some real embarrassment was inflicted 😉

    July 16, 2011 at 11:36 pm

  5. I see a line forming…

    We will see how things come out. The next installment should be released in an hour or two and is about the last person remaining from the old victim volunteer page. If the line grows too much, I suppose I’ll have to set out some official selection guidelines.

    July 17, 2011 at 12:11 am

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  7. Miss Independant loves a good grillin… with a side of chips! so shred away!

    July 18, 2011 at 7:20 am

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  9. Just discovered your blog and I’ll be back for more even if you choose not to make me a victim, but if you do, I can take the heat.

    July 18, 2011 at 5:10 pm

  10. I’m pretty sure all my professors loved me (because I never bothered them with anything), but you can give it your best shot if you’d like.

    July 18, 2011 at 5:36 pm

  11. @ Sandy & Peas
    Nice to meet you. And: we will see what happens.

    July 18, 2011 at 9:25 pm

  12. I would adore to be ridiculed — it’s a national sport here in London. 🙂

    Not sure whether my author site/blog (http://amharte.com) fits in with your criteria though? Alternatively there’s my review blog http://quillsandzebras.wordpress.com

    July 19, 2011 at 11:59 am

  13. @ Harte

    I don’t restrict what kinds of blogs I write about. For what I’m doing, variety is a good thing; I’m not going to say “no” to something until I’ve gone through it and concluded that there’s nothing in it I can build into a post.

    July 19, 2011 at 12:43 pm

  14. I poke fun at almost everything and everyone in my life, so I guess it’s my turn to be a victim.

    Please make fun of me 🙂

    July 20, 2011 at 4:55 am

  15. Ridicule, rip to shreds, I’m all ears.

    http://pseudopseudonymous.wordpress.com/

    July 21, 2011 at 5:22 am

    • I think I may be able to do that.

      July 21, 2011 at 5:36 am

  16. Hmm I thought I replied here. If I did and just don’t see it, feel free to mock me for that as well.

    July 22, 2011 at 10:33 am

  17. For those of you who subscribed to the comments for this page: the next two up are Sandy and Harte. I already have the posts drafted.

    July 23, 2011 at 6:44 pm

  18. I officially request to be beaten and hanged by you, Necroti Hijinks.

    Cheers,
    Maxim

    July 25, 2011 at 8:22 am

  19. I officially request to be beaten and hanged by you, Necrotic Hijinks.

    Cheers,
    Maxim

    July 25, 2011 at 8:22 am

  20. The beating and hanging shall begin sometime sooner or later. The date is TBA.

    July 25, 2011 at 8:59 am

  21. Theflashion.com is ready

    July 25, 2011 at 12:05 pm

    • And we are always ready for more wood to toss on the fire.

      July 25, 2011 at 1:55 pm

  22. Your last couple of roasts seemed kinda tepid to me. Do I have the stuff it takes to really inspire some bile?

    July 26, 2011 at 1:51 pm

    • I think you’re confusing “tepid” with “trying not to recycle the same punchlines over and over again.” Assuming I end up writing about you, you’ll get whatever your blog inspires.

      July 26, 2011 at 3:58 pm

  23. Like all the other masochists here, I too will volunteer my blog, although I realise that the queue is growing!

    July 26, 2011 at 3:09 pm

    • My sadism appreciates your masochism.

      July 26, 2011 at 3:58 pm

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  25. I found your blog because amazingly your victims happily post about their trauma being picked apart by Necrotic Hijinks.

    (Is your middle name “Svengali” by any chance?) … I haven’t figured out yet if that’s because they are still on whatever drugs you slipped them or if it’s part of their therapy to get over their ordeal.

    The fact that I found several of my blogging friends ( yikes …even willingly!!!) in your hit-list leads me to believe that you must be a psycho blogger extraordinaire.

    If you choose to add me to your list, I will be forced to get some brain cells moving into overdrive in order to make a post back that would be worthy of documenting the full emotions of the experience.

    July 27, 2011 at 10:19 am

  26. Hi. My name is Emily, I am 20 years old, and I have a blog called P.O.R.N.

    Do me.

    July 27, 2011 at 5:09 pm

  27. Go ahead and do your worst. I’m game. . .or is that gamey? COme over and find out. Even I get a whiff of the stench occasionally and I write the stupid thing!

    In case you are unable or unwilling to click on the name associated with this comment, you can click on the link below to whisk you over to the land of my idle, cloudy reflections:

    http://paulatohlinecalhoun1951.wordpress.com/

    July 27, 2011 at 6:15 pm

  28. Welcome new future victims.

    Sit down and have some tea. it is a special blend that is designed to make you a little numb… in a manner of speaking.

    July 27, 2011 at 8:01 pm

  29. Have at it

    July 27, 2011 at 11:41 pm

  30. okay then let’s see what you have to say about me!this could be a lot of fun!

    July 28, 2011 at 12:15 am

  31. Welcome to the line.

    July 28, 2011 at 10:44 am

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