Victimhood Can Be Yours
I occasionally write posts that
demolish other bloggers’ will to live offer friendly suggestions to other bloggers. If you would like to be featured on Necrotic Hijinks, leave a comment here and you may find yourself being shredded given free publicity on this site.
Earlier hit pieces can be found at
The post that inspired it all was:
All victims will receive a spot in the Victims’ Honor Roll, which is located here.
Caveat: I am currently unable to accept all requests for victimhood. I also will not be writing about you in the order that you volunteer. You will immediately move to the front of the line if I am struck by inspiration. If it takes me longer to come up with something good, you will have to wait longer.
In the event that one of my former students (or anyone else I know in real life) volunteers for victimhood, I will only write about what I find in your blog. Nothing should be construed as commentary on my personal experiences with you.
I also reserve the right to use any pictures on your blog in the post I write about you.