Introducing the School’s New Lunch Lady
When Momfog volunteered to be featured in my Victimizing Other Bloggers series, here’s what she wrote:
“I’m not sure there’s much to ridicule about my blog. I’m extremely vanilla but you’re welcome to it. I like a good roast, myself.”
Vanilla? This is a mother of five and she says she’s like a white creamy substance. I happen to think she’s full of it. Literally. (Of course, I’m referring to a different white creamy substance. Where do you think the kids came from?)
Of course I jest… sort of. And she’s obviously a good sport, seeing as she wrote that she likes a good roast. I’m impressed with anyone who could write the line “I like a good roast” so soon after her house burned down. On the other hand, she has less laundry to do, fewer toilets to clean, no more closets to organize, no more “being happy about it,” and no more of the brain fogging condition all that work induces. Or: maybe I misunderstood “I like a good roast.” She might have meant roast beef, or maybe she meant Hell. The way she keeps such a positive attitude after everything that has happened to her, maybe she meant that she likes going through Hell. (The roast beef idea was a bit of a stretch for a lunch lady…)
And take a look at her beautiful children. They’re adorable and they’re young. Very young. And cute. And they’re having to learn how to behave like grown-ups at such an early age. As Momfog explains,”there is room in our lives for serious books, adult themed movies or theater, or ridiculously priced lattes in pretentious coffee shops.” Gee, I wish my mom gave me porn and coffee when I was that age! That must be why Momfog won this lovely porn star award, which also helps to explain where those five kids came from.
And this is the lady who could be feeding your kids at school every day…